This gave me a little chuckle this morning. Our friends have a Yellow Lab that recently bit a young girl on the eye. This isn’t the first person this dog has bitten. They offered to put the dog down, but the victims family didn’t want them to do that. So they are sending the Lab to a Dog Counselor and are putting him on Prozac.
COUNSELOR: “Why did you bite the little girl in the eye?”
DOG:. “There were nine of us puppies, but mom only had 8 teats, so I have always felt rejected because the other puppies wouldn’t let me in to suckle, so therefore, I bit the girl in the eye.”
COUNSELOR: “Now take a deep breath and let it go because NOW you get all the Dog Chow you want and you are huge”
DOG( thinking to himself and wagging his tail): “I am offended! You just called me huge! Just wait until I see a skinny jogger come running by. They are MINE”
COUNSELOR: “Remember to take this pretty little pill everyday”
DOG: “Hey this doesn’t taste like Beggin Strips! Now I’m Really Mad”
